Post by davidcross on Nov 26, 2008 4:09:04 GMT -5
The words kill the man become the monster appear over the titantron they blink a few times then fade out theres a silence then Scream, Aim, Fire begins to play when the singing starts a fire wall shoots up and when it goes down David Cross is shown standing behind it Cross walks to the ring and rolls in the ring. He stands in the center staring into the crowd for a few seconds then takes off to the turnbuckle and raises a fist in the air. Cross drops from the turnbuckle and calls for a mic. Tazz brings him a mic and Cross turns to the crowd.
Cross: excuse me for interuptting your regularly scheduled programming. I just could not keep all of this stuff to myself anymore. I saw the card and I weeped, I literally Weeped. I used half a tissue box and a roll of bounty to take care of all the tears that streamed from my eyes. Do you know why I weeped like a little school girl? Because I was not on the card. Who in their right mind would leave me out of Absolute Chaos? Wait I have the answer coming to me. Yes, yes, yes, you are right no one in their right mind would leave me out of the ppv.
Mick: I am starting to think this guy is related to you Terry.
Terry: Dont worry he gets it from your side of the family.
Cross: Dont worry folks I wont disappoint you in anyway. I will be at the PPV known as Absolute Chaos. I will be there because Jeffery Vanders will be there. See Jeff and my older brother Darrin had a few run ins back when they both played for WCW. If management thinks for one second that i am going to stand by and eat peanuts when they book Jeff in a match they have another thing coming. What was that? Oh there is nothign wrong with the boiled Peanuts. The Boiled Peanuts are perfect in every way and you all should buy at least two large buckets. As you watch me kick the crap out of both Jeff and that mark guy that looks like the rock. Can you believe how much they look alike I mean they could pass as family.
Mick: He has a point there.
Terry: I think the rock is just doing a littel side work for Winston.
Mick: I dont know I saw them both on tv
Terry: Great camera work is all that was.
Cross: I heard the only difference between the rock and Mark is that mark has a birth mark on his ass in the shape of the rock. How fucking wierd is that? This guy looks like the rock and has a birthmark shaped like the rock. Anyways that has nothing to do with what is going to happen at absolute Chaos. I am going to come out to the ring in the Last man Standing match and be the special guest Referee. thats right boys David Cross will be callign the shots in this one. Get out of line and I will put you in the penalty box and strip you of all your pride. So until you have the balls to make things happen I am out of here!
David turns dropping the mic at his feet. His music begins to play as he heads out of the ring.
TBC
Cross: excuse me for interuptting your regularly scheduled programming. I just could not keep all of this stuff to myself anymore. I saw the card and I weeped, I literally Weeped. I used half a tissue box and a roll of bounty to take care of all the tears that streamed from my eyes. Do you know why I weeped like a little school girl? Because I was not on the card. Who in their right mind would leave me out of Absolute Chaos? Wait I have the answer coming to me. Yes, yes, yes, you are right no one in their right mind would leave me out of the ppv.
Mick: I am starting to think this guy is related to you Terry.
Terry: Dont worry he gets it from your side of the family.
Cross: Dont worry folks I wont disappoint you in anyway. I will be at the PPV known as Absolute Chaos. I will be there because Jeffery Vanders will be there. See Jeff and my older brother Darrin had a few run ins back when they both played for WCW. If management thinks for one second that i am going to stand by and eat peanuts when they book Jeff in a match they have another thing coming. What was that? Oh there is nothign wrong with the boiled Peanuts. The Boiled Peanuts are perfect in every way and you all should buy at least two large buckets. As you watch me kick the crap out of both Jeff and that mark guy that looks like the rock. Can you believe how much they look alike I mean they could pass as family.
Mick: He has a point there.
Terry: I think the rock is just doing a littel side work for Winston.
Mick: I dont know I saw them both on tv
Terry: Great camera work is all that was.
Cross: I heard the only difference between the rock and Mark is that mark has a birth mark on his ass in the shape of the rock. How fucking wierd is that? This guy looks like the rock and has a birthmark shaped like the rock. Anyways that has nothing to do with what is going to happen at absolute Chaos. I am going to come out to the ring in the Last man Standing match and be the special guest Referee. thats right boys David Cross will be callign the shots in this one. Get out of line and I will put you in the penalty box and strip you of all your pride. So until you have the balls to make things happen I am out of here!
David turns dropping the mic at his feet. His music begins to play as he heads out of the ring.
TBC
