Post by davidcross on Oct 28, 2008 2:53:40 GMT -5
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The scene opens with David Cross sitting on a bus bench with a big bag of Doritos. He munches away at his chips when a man sits down next to him. Cross offers him a chip, and the man shakes his head and says no.
Cross: You know what, life is a lot like a bag of Doritos. You do your best to grab something big, and a lot of the time you don’t get what you expect.
Cross reaches into the bag of Doritos and pulls out a massive chip and grins cheesily. The man gets up to get on the bus that has pulled up, but Cross pulls him down by the collar and back onto the seat.
Man: I need to get on that bus!
Cross: Dude, are you catching the bus, or is the bus catching you? I think you should think about that.
Man: What are you talking about?!
The bus speeds away as the driver flips off Cross and the man for wasting his time
Cross: Let me explain. See, life is a lot like a cup of coffee…
Man: I thought life was like a bag of Doritos?
Cross: Hey, who’s the doctor here?
Man: Neither of us is a doctor…
Cross: Just shh and let me help you, alright? It doesn’t matter if I’m not doctor dude, I’m a people doctor kinda like the ones on TV, like Dr. Frank!
Man: Don’t you mean Dr. Phi-
Cross: Please be quiet so I can help you!
Man: OK, Ok, carry on then (rolls eyes)
Cross: As I was saying, life is like a sack of potatoes…
The man is about to interrupt, when he realises it’s better to keep his mouth shut
Cross: You never know what’s going to happen! I mean dude, a month ago I had no idea I would be a professional wrestler! Or I would be here in CCW! But dude, I am Here! I have fought alot of people but never in a wrestlign ring! And then this week dude, I’m going to be facing Devastator and Blaze at Halloween Hell for the World Carnage Championship! It’s going to be freakin’ sweet!
Man: What has this got to with me and the bus?
Cross: Dude, don’t you get it? You’ve gotta like, do what you want, not what the bus wants!
Man: I don’t do want the bus wants?
Cross: Yes you do man, yes you do
Man: What are you talking about?
Cross: Dude, too many fish spoil the broth. You know what I’m saying?
Man: No!
Cross: Let me tell you a story about when I was growing up…
Man: Taxi!
The man stands up and hails a cab, promptly climbing into it as it stops
Cab Driver: Where to?
Man: ANYWHERE
The cab drives off as another man sits down next to KCross
Cross: Alright then I’ll tell you my story. Well when I was growing up …
TO BE CONTINUED!
The scene opens with David Cross sitting on a bus bench with a big bag of Doritos. He munches away at his chips when a man sits down next to him. Cross offers him a chip, and the man shakes his head and says no.
Cross: You know what, life is a lot like a bag of Doritos. You do your best to grab something big, and a lot of the time you don’t get what you expect.
Cross reaches into the bag of Doritos and pulls out a massive chip and grins cheesily. The man gets up to get on the bus that has pulled up, but Cross pulls him down by the collar and back onto the seat.
Man: I need to get on that bus!
Cross: Dude, are you catching the bus, or is the bus catching you? I think you should think about that.
Man: What are you talking about?!
The bus speeds away as the driver flips off Cross and the man for wasting his time
Cross: Let me explain. See, life is a lot like a cup of coffee…
Man: I thought life was like a bag of Doritos?
Cross: Hey, who’s the doctor here?
Man: Neither of us is a doctor…
Cross: Just shh and let me help you, alright? It doesn’t matter if I’m not doctor dude, I’m a people doctor kinda like the ones on TV, like Dr. Frank!
Man: Don’t you mean Dr. Phi-
Cross: Please be quiet so I can help you!
Man: OK, Ok, carry on then (rolls eyes)
Cross: As I was saying, life is like a sack of potatoes…
The man is about to interrupt, when he realises it’s better to keep his mouth shut
Cross: You never know what’s going to happen! I mean dude, a month ago I had no idea I would be a professional wrestler! Or I would be here in CCW! But dude, I am Here! I have fought alot of people but never in a wrestlign ring! And then this week dude, I’m going to be facing Devastator and Blaze at Halloween Hell for the World Carnage Championship! It’s going to be freakin’ sweet!
Man: What has this got to with me and the bus?
Cross: Dude, don’t you get it? You’ve gotta like, do what you want, not what the bus wants!
Man: I don’t do want the bus wants?
Cross: Yes you do man, yes you do
Man: What are you talking about?
Cross: Dude, too many fish spoil the broth. You know what I’m saying?
Man: No!
Cross: Let me tell you a story about when I was growing up…
Man: Taxi!
The man stands up and hails a cab, promptly climbing into it as it stops
Cab Driver: Where to?
Man: ANYWHERE
The cab drives off as another man sits down next to KCross
Cross: Alright then I’ll tell you my story. Well when I was growing up …
TO BE CONTINUED!
