Post by senyorpayne on Oct 27, 2008 2:52:28 GMT -5
POLE
The scene opens with Stone Cold Steve Austin standing in the hall outside of a door. He raises the mic and looks into the Camera.
SC: I am here to have a chat with our very own Senyor Payne.
Crowd: What?
SC: Speak to the man
Crowd: What?
SC: Get his thoughts?
Crowd: What?
SC: Ask him some questions
Crowd: What?
SC: Conduct an Interview
Stone Cold knocks on the door and waits. The lock can be heard disengaging and the door opens to reveal Senyor Payne on the other side.
SP: Hola Senor Austin, Come in.
Stone Cold enters the locker room with his camera crew right behind him. He takes a seat on a chair with Senyor Payne directly across from him.
SC: Well here we are Halloween Hell just around the corner and you face off with the Japanese Assasin. What everyone wants to know is how do you feel about that?
SP: Confident, the Japanese Assassin has a long resume. Mucho long. I was trained by some of the best luchadors in the world so I am certain that I can take the Japanese Assassin out for the win.
SC: What kind of tactics will you use?
SP: I will use my speed and my high the high risk moves to conquer my foe.
SC: Are you going to offer me a drink?
SP: What?
SC: Quench my thirst?
SP: What?
SC: Get me a Beer
SP: Oh certainly.
Senyor Payne rises from his chair and heads to the fridge. He come back with a bottle of Corona in his hand. He hands it to Steve Austin. Austin takes a big gulp out of the bottle then spits it right in the face of Senyor Payne.
SC: What in the hell is this crap?
SP: Mexican Beer
SC: It is piss water
SP: It is the best beer here in america
SC: American Made beer is the only Beer that is allowed to be handed to me in this damn place.
SP: It is all I have
SC: Well you better have a damn good supply next time I interview you and it better be American made. This Interview is over. And thats the bottom line because Stone Cold Said so.
Austin gets up from his Chair and marches out of the locker room leaving Senyor Payne standing there with no Idea of what just happened. The scene fades to black
The scene opens with Stone Cold Steve Austin standing in the hall outside of a door. He raises the mic and looks into the Camera.
SC: I am here to have a chat with our very own Senyor Payne.
Crowd: What?
SC: Speak to the man
Crowd: What?
SC: Get his thoughts?
Crowd: What?
SC: Ask him some questions
Crowd: What?
SC: Conduct an Interview
Stone Cold knocks on the door and waits. The lock can be heard disengaging and the door opens to reveal Senyor Payne on the other side.
SP: Hola Senor Austin, Come in.
Stone Cold enters the locker room with his camera crew right behind him. He takes a seat on a chair with Senyor Payne directly across from him.
SC: Well here we are Halloween Hell just around the corner and you face off with the Japanese Assasin. What everyone wants to know is how do you feel about that?
SP: Confident, the Japanese Assassin has a long resume. Mucho long. I was trained by some of the best luchadors in the world so I am certain that I can take the Japanese Assassin out for the win.
SC: What kind of tactics will you use?
SP: I will use my speed and my high the high risk moves to conquer my foe.
SC: Are you going to offer me a drink?
SP: What?
SC: Quench my thirst?
SP: What?
SC: Get me a Beer
SP: Oh certainly.
Senyor Payne rises from his chair and heads to the fridge. He come back with a bottle of Corona in his hand. He hands it to Steve Austin. Austin takes a big gulp out of the bottle then spits it right in the face of Senyor Payne.
SC: What in the hell is this crap?
SP: Mexican Beer
SC: It is piss water
SP: It is the best beer here in america
SC: American Made beer is the only Beer that is allowed to be handed to me in this damn place.
SP: It is all I have
SC: Well you better have a damn good supply next time I interview you and it better be American made. This Interview is over. And thats the bottom line because Stone Cold Said so.
Austin gets up from his Chair and marches out of the locker room leaving Senyor Payne standing there with no Idea of what just happened. The scene fades to black
