Post by davidcross on Oct 13, 2008 0:52:17 GMT -5
The scene opens with David Cross sitting in the back. His feet are propped up on another chair as he reads the book he has in hand.
David: (Reading in a whisper) She wants to feel the rush of Deaths light brush, just a single touch. Inch by Inch she lets him in with his Devils grin as he invades her again. Her mind slowly drains ans her muscles fall like rain on this whole new plane.
As David is reading The Rock walks into the scene with a mic in hand. He walks directly over to david and just looks at him not saying a word. Finally David looks up at the rock.
Rock: FINALLY!!! THE ROCK GETS YOUR ATTENTION!!! The Rock is here to interview you David Cross.
David: Its an honor Rock.
Rock: The Rock thanks you for that. Now the millions of the Rocks fans want to know what you think of CCW.
David: Well
Rock: It does not matter what you think! What matters is the Rock is here to do this interview with you Jabroni.
David has a pissed off look on his face as he squares up to THe Rock.
Rock: Are you eyeing the rock? Like some limp wristed Queer?
David: What the hell are you talking about?
Rock: Jabroni teh rock asks the questions around here. The rock should slap that stupid look off your face.
David: Try it!
Rock: Dont temptthe Rock son. You might find yourself checked into the Smackdown Hotel.
David: I dont th...
A Rock Bottom silences David rather quickly before he can finish his sentence. The rock stands and Raises the Peoples Eyebrow.
Rock: The Rock has still got it! IF YOU SMELL LL LL LLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!
The Rock walks away from the fallen David Cross never even getting the interview started let alone finished.
David: (Reading in a whisper) She wants to feel the rush of Deaths light brush, just a single touch. Inch by Inch she lets him in with his Devils grin as he invades her again. Her mind slowly drains ans her muscles fall like rain on this whole new plane.
As David is reading The Rock walks into the scene with a mic in hand. He walks directly over to david and just looks at him not saying a word. Finally David looks up at the rock.
Rock: FINALLY!!! THE ROCK GETS YOUR ATTENTION!!! The Rock is here to interview you David Cross.
David: Its an honor Rock.
Rock: The Rock thanks you for that. Now the millions of the Rocks fans want to know what you think of CCW.
David: Well
Rock: It does not matter what you think! What matters is the Rock is here to do this interview with you Jabroni.
David has a pissed off look on his face as he squares up to THe Rock.
Rock: Are you eyeing the rock? Like some limp wristed Queer?
David: What the hell are you talking about?
Rock: Jabroni teh rock asks the questions around here. The rock should slap that stupid look off your face.
David: Try it!
Rock: Dont temptthe Rock son. You might find yourself checked into the Smackdown Hotel.
David: I dont th...
A Rock Bottom silences David rather quickly before he can finish his sentence. The rock stands and Raises the Peoples Eyebrow.
Rock: The Rock has still got it! IF YOU SMELL LL LL LLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!
The Rock walks away from the fallen David Cross never even getting the interview started let alone finished.
