Post by Winston Vega on Oct 8, 2008 2:42:36 GMT -5
Today the Complete Carnage Wrestling Federation has opened its doors for business. We were promised this would be nothing like anyone has seen before.
The Standard match is no more as Chaos, Mayhem, and Carnage rule supreme in this federation.
If you dont have the stomach for blood, guts and gore you may want to stay away from these shows.
Expect nothing but Hardcore and extreme matches here folks. The staff itself is more then enough to make you go "DAMN" let alone what you will see in the ring.
Becca Lynn Reynalds Johnson has taken the reigns of this federation. Just because she is female does not give you the right to think she wont throw down with you.
Her first order of business was to hire Winston Vega the foul mouthed elder that we all tend to love when we are teenagers. His color pharses such as "What in the blue fucking bloody ass hell are you doing in my office!"
as they united under a banner of blood they hired Commentators Mick Foley and Terry Funk. If the match gets to boring you can be sure these two will liven things up.
Ring Annoucer Tazz was the third addition to the staff as the ring announcer. I bet the wrestlers wont be yanking the mic out of his hands, now will they.
Feeling a need for security Winston pulled out his little Black book and called up Jake "The Snake" Roberts to head up the team. He arrived by taxi fresh from a nine month furlow from Stone Mountain Clinic where he was undergoing rehab for the third time. You know what they say the third time is the charm!
Jake began calling in favors, beer, Women and freinds. Soon he had the likes of Earthquake, Big Boss Man, Barry Windom, and Vicera prepared to do battle with the unruly roster. I dont know about you but these guys are going to be extra busy.
Becca and Winston put thier heads together to find the perfect team of Refs. To head up the team they chose Sid Viscious. Who better to maintain order then the psycho one. Hawk and animal were hired shortly after they were found in Mexico riding hogs up and down the Myan temples. They would soon be joined by the warlord and the Barbarian also known as the Powers of Pain to round off the team that would keep order in the ring. that is if anyone stays in the ring.
The interview team will be headed up by Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock. I dont know how well this will go but we will see how the the Rattlesnake and the Rock tolerate holding a mic for someone else.
The Comissioner of the federation will be announced at a later date.
Keep an eye out here to see the latest in Complete Carnage Wrestling.
The Standard match is no more as Chaos, Mayhem, and Carnage rule supreme in this federation.
If you dont have the stomach for blood, guts and gore you may want to stay away from these shows.
Expect nothing but Hardcore and extreme matches here folks. The staff itself is more then enough to make you go "DAMN" let alone what you will see in the ring.
Becca Lynn Reynalds Johnson has taken the reigns of this federation. Just because she is female does not give you the right to think she wont throw down with you.
Her first order of business was to hire Winston Vega the foul mouthed elder that we all tend to love when we are teenagers. His color pharses such as "What in the blue fucking bloody ass hell are you doing in my office!"
as they united under a banner of blood they hired Commentators Mick Foley and Terry Funk. If the match gets to boring you can be sure these two will liven things up.
Ring Annoucer Tazz was the third addition to the staff as the ring announcer. I bet the wrestlers wont be yanking the mic out of his hands, now will they.
Feeling a need for security Winston pulled out his little Black book and called up Jake "The Snake" Roberts to head up the team. He arrived by taxi fresh from a nine month furlow from Stone Mountain Clinic where he was undergoing rehab for the third time. You know what they say the third time is the charm!
Jake began calling in favors, beer, Women and freinds. Soon he had the likes of Earthquake, Big Boss Man, Barry Windom, and Vicera prepared to do battle with the unruly roster. I dont know about you but these guys are going to be extra busy.
Becca and Winston put thier heads together to find the perfect team of Refs. To head up the team they chose Sid Viscious. Who better to maintain order then the psycho one. Hawk and animal were hired shortly after they were found in Mexico riding hogs up and down the Myan temples. They would soon be joined by the warlord and the Barbarian also known as the Powers of Pain to round off the team that would keep order in the ring. that is if anyone stays in the ring.
The interview team will be headed up by Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock. I dont know how well this will go but we will see how the the Rattlesnake and the Rock tolerate holding a mic for someone else.
The Comissioner of the federation will be announced at a later date.
Keep an eye out here to see the latest in Complete Carnage Wrestling.
